Our culture marks first times with much fanfare: first birthday, first haircut, first day of school, First Communion, first time on skis, first flight, first date, first kiss, first speeding ticket, first beer, first marriage, first arrest, first time in rehab, first Blog post, and so on. But we do not get as many opportunities to celebrate last times, partly because of the difficulty in recognizing them. Ordinarily we do not know which birthday is our last unless we are choking on the cake and realize the attendees think Heimlich was an East German weightlifter. We celebrated my third son’s self proclaimed last day of school with a family cruise to Alaska but four years later, his lie was exposed when he enrolled in Debt Law School for three more years. The last time I went snow skiing was in my early 60’s with two sons and a daughter-in-law. I did not know it would be the last time I skied or we could have toasted the event after I tumbled down my last run on Bunny Slope. Three last times I would enjoy celebrating: last visit to the Dentist, last day weeding, and last time calling a plumber. If I knew which post would be my last one, I would use it to wallow in sentiment, making you weep between peels of laughter. This is clearly not such a final essay, although it would make for a dramatic reading at my Wake.
I can only think of lasts that are celebrated many times over, last cigarette, drink, chocolate, last lover’s tryst. Only chocolate applicable to me….
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That’s right I forgot that “firsts” can only be celebrated once, but “lasts” can be celebrated over and over!
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I’m low bar, looking forward to last time I have to do any paperwork or clean the cat’s litter box
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After years and years and… I love the cat, it will be a happy last when I close the trash can lid on the cat box.
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❤️🐈⬛
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My sister no longer asks me to take care of her cats when she is gone, so maybe I have cleaned my last litter box without noting when that actually happened.
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Worth noting
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This is funny but I have only had one sip of coffee so let me ponder that. Gwad, I hope this is not my last coffee.
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Oops, sometimes when I am trying to be funny, I slip into dark humor.
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I spent some time today writing a post prompted by your inspiration. A bit hard to finish as it is gramma weekend. 4 cherubs under 8. Love them dearly, but no fear for the weary. I’ll link the post to yours when I finish. Certainly won’t be as fun as yours, but a great ponder just the same. Have a good weekend. Donna
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Last cigarette should get a fireworks show plus a Laurel and Hearty handshake. As for some of the rest, there’s an age where all the subset activities in the “Hey fellas, watch this!” category need to take a seat before the Sonny Bono, John Denver etc moment.
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Your comments are always entertaining!
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There’s no way I can keep a straight face while reading your posts. Hahahaha! I wish the last is far away, Geoff. Heil Heimlich! 🙂
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Yes, some “lasts” need to be avoided at all costs!
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I think that I will make a Play List for my wake, but I am not certain that anyone will come.
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Make sure it is posted, so we can all be there in some capacity. But no rush in terms of putting together the list!
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On the final dentist visit’s post, I’d love to know how much you’ve paid throughout your life…probably it’s one of the most expensive bills in your entire life!(I’m guessing you live in the US…US’s dentist bill is so expensive😭)
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Sometimes I am asked what I spent on a family vacation or a child’s education and I am thankful costs are split up on prepaid fees, various credit cards, or a long period of time. So I do not know and do not want to because I would be horrified! I would probably never go on vacation.
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Kind of like, “Never say never?”
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Yes, I could theoretically become disoriented and go skiing again.
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A final reading at your wake? Geez, Geoff, you always have to have the last word!
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I have been accused of that.
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Yes, the “first” is obviously over emphasized. For example, the first impression. It is often wrong. Seriously. If we rely too much on the “first”, we are denying a whole range of human experiences.
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Second impressions are probably more important than first ones.
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I’m still waiting for the first time one of my blog posts actually provides any value. When that happens, it will likely also be the last…
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Always quit while you’re ahead.
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I have to wait to get ahead to be able to do that…
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My doctor tells me that next time I have a colonoscopy it will be my last one. After a certain age, which I will be when I get the next one, it is unlikely that I will live long enough (10 years) to need another one. Death is kind of a brutal way to avoid having a colonoscopy…
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Yep, that is a great example of good news/bad news!
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