I grew up in the 1950’s with Doo-wop. Now I am growing dewlap. In the 1960’s I rocked to the Rolling Stones. Now I grow kidney stones. In the 1970’s I slipped into Disco. Now I slip discs. In the 1980’s I transitioned to heavy metal. Now I get metal implants. In the 1990’s, I finally caught up to Hip hop. Now I contemplate hip replacements. In the twenty first century I have given up on music trends. I have also given up much of my hair. My loss of hearing makes it difficult to hear the music anyway.