Senility

Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Sure I forget who said that but why is attribution important anyway? Getting accused of stealing the material of others would be just the publicity this Blog needs. I am putting up Groundhog Day decorations for the first time this year. I have started going the extra mile as I have aged, mostly because I keep missing my exit. This is time consuming when I am jogging on the freeway. Luckily I am deaf enough that all the honking does not bother me. How do I know the drivers are honking? This is just a logical assumption based on the reactions you would expect from the sighting of a hunky man running naked on a thoroughfare. Besides, I heard about the honking during the Prosecution recitation of facts in the courtroom. Many of the allegations are faulty. For example, I was actually wearing a flesh colored body suit. Ordering that prop was very expensive because of all the scars and wrinkles that needed to be hand stitched into the suit. Yes, scars and wrinkles contradict “hunky” but a typo dropped the “c” from “chunky.” The stitching should have been done before I squeezed into the suit because now I have perforated body parts. Damage to said body parts would be more alarming except most of them were already severely compromised. Luckily my mind is still as sharp as it was when I was a Sophomore in high school. Classmates who were brighter and left me behind as they matured are now backsliding and descending to my level. I do not hold grudges and welcome them back in the fold with open and perforated arms.