Bannon

My friend Goktug has started a GoFundMe campaign to pay expenses for Steve Bannon’s Defense. My Blogs in support of Bannon are a big part of the defense strategy. I will be paid a large fee for each posting that promotes pro-Bannon public opinion and provokes more financial contributions. According to Goktug, my fees will be so large that I will be required to make “back kicks.” Sometimes Goktug mangles idioms but English is his seventh language. He annoys me when he corrects my grammar because I only use one language. I cannot really lose on this proposition. Goktug has reliable information from an associate of Turkish President Erdogam that Bannon will eventually be pardoned by Trump, so no one will be complaining that donations to his defense fund did not lead to success. We likely will not even need pardons. The only downside would be possible moral scruples. But I already waived those when I urged the Chinese to go all in and out-meddle the Russians in our elections on behalf of Joe Biden. So I came up with the slogan “Bannon Sucks.” Goktug said that was not good enough so I floated, “Bannon Sucks Rocks.” Apparently I have been edited for wordiness and we are going with “Bannon Rocks.”