Jack Attack

Two Quality Food Centers in Washington state (Kirkland and Bellevue) are now growing their own produce in the stores. The parent company Kroger plans to expand the concept to Oregon in April. Trends go viral. Home Depot will be growing their own trees in the garden section, harvesting the lumber, cutting down on transportation costs, and passing on the savings to the CEO. I thought I saw an oil rig being drilled behind my local gas station. Our favorite restaurant Tapatios has chickens and cows on the back lot. Soon you will be able to watch the making of the chicken and beef in a booth next to the one where the tortillas are spun. This is all very exciting. I expect Donald Trump will take credit for the concept if successful and blame the Democrats if it flops. I even heard that mares and donkeys will be bred in the basement of the Capitol Building in Washington D.C. and released every two years. The ones that find their way upstairs will be seated in Congress, saving transportation costs and passing on the savings to the Russians.