Reset Button

You like potato and I like tomato. You like Manet and I like Monet. You say pear and I say impeach. Let’s call the whole thing off. Oh the lyrics Gershwin could write today when we are so far beyond mere differences in pronunciation. Too bad we cannot hit the reset button and unfight the Civil War. The South could secede from the Union. They would eventually find a way to abolish slavery which was inevitable. The North and South could both share a border with frenemy Mexico. The South could build a Wall and the North could maintain the old tunnel crossings. Such a split would provide an opportunity to see two different approaches play out. The Arkansas Clintons could rule the South while the New York ticket of Trump and Giuliani could lead the North. This proposal comes with little risk. After all, we could not get any more miserable than we are now. You say crazy and I say cre-cre.