Tomorrow is day ten of my current cat sitting assignment. My wife and I have never had pets although our parents, siblings, and children have been owned by a variety of cats and dogs. My brother Jamie turned a rat in the garage and a raccoon with cataracts into pets. They were not blessed with offspring. I almost created a fictional pet so co-workers and strangers on a plane would not think I was weird. But follow-up questions could expose the lie and make me even weirder. I am astounded when vacationing neighbors and family members entrust me with house keys to enable pet feeding. Unfortunately, security cameras have made snooping less fun.
I have three tips if you dogsit or catsit. First, do not use those words. They make your lisp sound vulgar. Second, do not sit for animals that are smarter than you. My sister-in-law Cindy’s dog can open her front door and I cannot. Third, make time to pray for the pets to survive your watch. I never saw one of my sister’s cats until my last day on duty. Shy cat was alive under an upstairs bed. It would have been embarrassing if an autopsy proved she died six days earlier.
I am currently staying overnight with Leo the cat and Zofia (age 10) at their Condo while the parental units are out of town. I did not prepare well. I live close by but my Fitbit charger, prescription glasses, contact solution, and Zofia’s trombone are always at the wrong residence. I did manage to drive Zofia the familiar two miles to school without my glasses. That boosted my confidence. As soon as we hook up a YouTube camera, I will drive the route blindfolded while Zofia shouts directions and Leo plays trombone.
the perfect storm.
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The closest I will ever get to perfect.
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Linda compliment – always accept it)
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Can you please post a YouTube video of that event?
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As soon as they release it from the evidence room.
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You might not appreciate that I often had pet rats in my classroom. While many kids were initially squeamish around them, they usually became converts as the year progressed. One day I was supposed to be observed, and one of my students who had fed and cleaned out their cage failed to get it shut properly. Upon my arrival at school, two escaped convicts were in our classroom. By the time the first bell rang, I had not found them, and school was starting. Knowing kids, there was no chance in hell they would pay attention to me if animals were roaming in the class. I gave them a ten-minute time limit to locate the escapees. It was a giant treasure hunt, and we rounded them up with a minute to spare before my principal walked in. In the words of Paul Harvey, “And now you know the rest of the story.”
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A great story and a wonderful memory for the students involved.
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Grand dog sitting a large, high-strung German Shepherd at this very moment. It’s like being around a 90-pound four-legged meth casualty. Grand Kid sitting post school hours daily. Next week I kickstart the enough of this bullshit Nanny McPhee program and turn off all the ASD (anti-social devices) and we read to one another in an old-fashioned reading circle for at least half an hour. I plan on using my simple minded, occasionally profane fiction to keep them interested. “Look. That’s how you spell the word mom uses when she’s driving!”
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Great idea to read your fiction. We need to keep the language alive!
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We cat sat at our house for 2 weeks. The cat’s name was ‘Heidi’ (we thought). It hid under the deck floor of the enclosed sunroom and we didn’t see it the whole time. We knew it was okay because it ate the food we left out. When the owners came home, they called the cat and it came out right away. Turns out the cats name was ‘Hidey’…
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Hidey was an appropriate name! The food I was putting out was disappearing too but there was a second cat that I did see, so I got nervous.
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The only trouble with rats as pets is their incontinence. Otherwise they are no more trouble than husbands. That may shift in the years to come.
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You are always too funny, Judy!
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Leo sounds so talented! I hope he may embark on a rewarding life mission of becoming a meowsician.
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We hope Leo is going to make us rich. He is so talented. He even told me to like your pun.
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I suspect that video would do quite well on the YouTubes.
What part of Seattle is Zofiaβs (et al) condo in? I lived on First Hill for a decade.
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I am surprised you stayed ten years considering your nickname for Seattle! Zofia actually lives in Bellevue across from Factoria Mall and next to a massage parlor, so it does not seem like the suburbs π
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No? why not? I thought all the burbs were full of dying malls and massage parlors.
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Our Factoria Mall sure is dying. Walmart just bailed and empty stores are filled with things like artwork from local schools or display advertisements for remaining stores in the Mall.
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If Walmart bailedβ¦ the malls that has happened to around here are leveled. One is a pile of ground up concrete. The others are open air shopping centers with condos, or condos, or big strip mining gashes in the landscape waiting on ? But for Wally to bail, that spells ghetto or a neighborhood in reclamation. They arenβt in biz to get robbed or lose money. I worked for Behringer when they were based out of Bellevue.
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Yeah, Factoria is a place. Yβknowβ¦technically Bellevue, but itβs had a tough go the last 15-20 years while the rest of Bellevue had its glow-up.
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That’s funny because we are going out of town for a few days in a couple of weeks and we need someone to take care of the cat. You could take a no-expenses-paid trip[ to Colorado. Or not. I made the mistake of dogsitting one time (I don’t have a list) and wound up getting bit. No more critter-sitter jobs for me.
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I would love to visit Colorado (a beautiful state) once again but I might have to hitchhike, not to save on expenses but I cannot seem to find my car keys. Pet owners must be desperate to engage the likes of me: afraid of big dogs, little experience with pets, generally incompetent, and lacking good judgment.
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The perfect pet owner.
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π€£ A delicious comment!
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Oh, this cat is used to it but he’s not afraid of big dogs.
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Let’s switch this up a bit. Zofia drives, Leo gives the directions, and you play the trombone!
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Do you blow into the big end or the little end of the trombone?
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Both.
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π I knew there was a catch!
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Ya, those trombones are known for swinging both ways π€
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So funny. I can relate.
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Good, I am not alone.
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My wife and I cat-sit for a friend once and we were so overly conscientious we probably added five pounds onto that cat by feeding it so much. We wanted to make sure it didn’t pass away on our watch, but overfeeding it wasn’t exactly helping its health either. After our friend returned home, she just “extra-walked” the cat and it returned to its “playing weight.”
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Yeah, I had the same instinct to overfeed Leo but my granddaughter was savvy enough to prevent me.
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Leo’s a Cool-Cat. (Of course I am assuming he plays jazz.)
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That’s our story and we’re sticking to it!
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Mm, l wonder how a raccoon and a rat might mate, that could be an interesting formula. Raccoons can be nasty especially to rats and also humans when their females are in season. I know as l was mullered and mauled at the same time by Batfink who was guarding Damson and the argument became bloody over a ten pound note. So l would hate to think how a rat and a raccoon might handle erotic passions.
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I would hate to think about that as well.
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Hahaha – but now you will, now that l have planted that thought seed ….
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At least you’ll go viral and make millions driving blindfolded.
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A cat and a ten year old? I’m impressed Geoff! (Which one is on charge?)
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The cat seems to be in charge!
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I knew it! π
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>Third, make time to pray for the pets to survive your watch.
I totally agree with you! I don’t know how come cats are super shy… If I’d be watching for cat, I need to see what they look like. Once my friend was on duty of taking after cat for several days, I knew her apartment had cat for a while, but they are much faster, familiar with the place, and…much lighter so I couldn’t even catch the cat’d foot stepsπ€£ I really wasn’t sure if the cat was still alive or deadπ«
Can owners train them to say hello? I think that’s an etiquetteπ
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I am amazed at how well a cat can hide in a 1200 square foot condo!
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So true. So true. Whenever one spends sometime away, one always finds that something is missing and certain daily routines cannot be performed. I can’t believe that we have so many small things to take care of everyday, like those little regiments, that without them we feel so annoyed.
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You would think that I would get more efficient and organized after so many years of practice but it seems to work the opposite!
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Thanks for the morning laugh!
Will be looking out for your YouTube recording π
I am one of the crazy dog lovers that can’t imagine being without one! Have had one since I been a toddler.
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Yep, I also have always had dogs… No, wait, you already know that’s a lie.π
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LOL! Yup!
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Funny stuff! A pet rat and racoon; sounds like a children’s book. Maybe. π Made-up pets. π I watched my daughter’s cats a few months back. Pet parent forgot to stock up on their fancy cat food. Mom to the rescue. Had to take one of them for walks. A cat on a leash – that was fun!
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My granddaughter’s cat gets fancy food too. The salmon packets looked like they were meant for humans.
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Yes, my daughter’s cats eat better than I do! πΊπΊ
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My neighbor asked me to feed their aged cat for a week while they were out of town. I hate cats, but did my duty. I would much rather have watched a trombone. They don’t require feeding so you can let it slide.
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π I worry about assuming responsibility for an aged animal because of fear of death occurring on my watch. And I worry the pet could die too.
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