So many things on Earth are free. Vacations are not free but many vaccinations are. You can go to a library and read books for free. Cookie says his taxes fund libraries, so those books are not free. But he pays taxes whether he reads or not. I am not including free lunches that come with hidden strings. I am talking about waking up early to see the sunrise. Or sleeping in, taking a nap, or just breathing. Singing in the shower, listening to music, dancing. Going for a walk, smelling flowers, people watching. Listening to birds, looking for wildlife. Going to a public beach, wiggling feet in sand or water, swimming with friends. Stepping on crunchy leaves or popping bubblewrap. Attending a free concert or visiting a museum on free day. Doodling, writing in a journal, or blogging on a free platform. Building a snowman in the winter or fanning yourself on a hot day. Snuggling with your pet. Meditating, stretching, stargazing. Scratching an itch, hugging, making an apology. Laughing, looking at old photos. Putting on your favorite shirt straight from the dryer. Eating vegetables and fruit from your garden.
On Lemmingo we have no birds and we pay for air in Bubbledomes owned by the Hogg Cartel. Lemmingo air is thin and when the sandstorms swirl, you can barely breathe. The rich can move loved ones into a Domehome if they have trouble breathing. Some families save all year for a good airday inside one of the Amusodomes. On the plus side, only the Hogg Cartel can afford vehicles or health care, so Lemmingolians cannot complain about the high cost of gas or medical treatments. How odd that Earthlings sacrifice so much of their free stuff while engaging in complaint and fight competitions.
I love this post. Thanks for the wholesome reminders.
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It was free!
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You had me at “favorite shirt straight from the dryer”!
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Try to keep that shirt on, Brad, if you hit the bars.
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Sage advice!
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Parents everywhere will be saying to their children ‘Just be quiet and breathe your air, be grateful you don’t live on Lemmingo.’
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Well, I will certainly be saying it now.
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Brilliant, Geoff !!!
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I like the sound of that!
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I guess riding a bike isn’t exactly free, but it’s in the next category of Inexpensive things that make you feel like a ten-year old.
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Yes, biking is in the spirit of what I am talking about. After I sink big bucks in running shoes, I still feel like taking a jog is free.
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I have a brother who taught in Minnesota while I’m out here in California. When our students were pen-pals, we often used to send the letters along with vials of Minnesota air or California water.
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That was a cool idea.
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Hopefully this is not the same Hogg cartel headed by Ima that funded museums, theaters, arboretums, mental health research foundations, symphony orchestras, ballet companies, architectural preservation and restoration efforts…
However, the air quality issue and who can and who can’t afford it is reminiscent of “The Running Man”. Politics aside, it’s always a good day to screatch dogs’ ears and feel the sun on your back while you run a weed popper. No, that’s not a new kind of bong.
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The famous Texas Hogg family did make that name seem legitimate, although “legitimate” has never been a priority on this site. Weed Popper Bongπ
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Nicely said and done – l have always thought it pleasant to be able to pee standing up!
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You are easy to please.
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Yes, yes l am π
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sadly, many of the public beaches near us are no longer free during the summer…
and what’s this about a free blogging platform?! π
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I am actually a cynic about “free.” I signed up for my free WordPress site thinking, “Yeah, we’ll see how long this is free or how difficult it will be to post without paying for upsell necessities, especially since I am technologically incompetent. I was more than willing to pay but everything has been working for almost six years. I do not know protocols, so if being a free rider is not cool, I am too dumb to hide that fact.
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I don’t know why, but I use the premium version of WordPress; I think it’s $99 per year. I’m not sure if it gives me any benefits that I actually use vs the free version…
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They should be paying you.
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if only to stop me from bringing down the overall quality of WP posts…
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Quality is subjective but you are creating so much activity in the Blogosphere.
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I pay for the upgrade because I like to do CSS customization and because it removes ads for readers who are not signed into a WordPress account. An ad free website – a freebie for some one, I suppose.
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I am so technically incompetent that I have no idea what CSS customization is!
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Call me maudlin but what happened to the free world as we used to know it?
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Nothing stays free for too long.
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I have been sitting on my couch for the last 2 hours. and it was free! for now. don’t let word get out.
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Good for you, although I bet you accomplished something on that couch!
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not at all, watched a free movie
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Even better!
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Truly, the best things in life are free. Is the Hogg Cartel run by Boss Hogg?
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His descendants Cartel and Caesar have taken over the enterprise.
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Well, they seem to be a little more on the ball.
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I don’t know why…but even the free things come with a certain price. Or is that my pessimistic attitude that should be free but costs me some of my peace of my mind. Good one, Geoff. π
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I could not come up with anything that was unequivocally free, so I took poetic license.
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For the worst things in life, we pay a price….
But for the best things in life, the ‘cost’ is nice:
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Good way to say or sing it.
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As one educated in the school of economics, I must point out that every free activity you cite has a cost of other things you cannot do at the same time. The cost of watching the sunrise giving
up the equally pleasurable act of sleeping in, for example. It is not called The Dismal Science for nothing.
In the more general sense, I think the Cartel has been hard at work on free TV and radio entertainment.
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I try to multi task, so I get a couple “not quite free” things in at the same time like jogging at sunset. While texting. And chewing gum.
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What a wise, insightful post, yes Earthlings are weird that way at what we take for granted!
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Earthlings, so oddly lovable.
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True!
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βοΈππ
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I love the last one the best, “Eating vegetables and fruit from your garden.” That’s a wonderful feeling.
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The simple things are truly the best!
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