I said my brother crayoned on the dining room wall when I did it.
I lied and implicated another after removing a book from the classroom.
I cheated in Chemistry class to get a D after flunking it first semester.
I screamed at my kids over trivial matters.
I drove home when I had too much to drink.
I wrote a letter of apology that was passive aggressively insincere.
I “liked” a Blog post I did not read.
I only got as far as the 1990’s before I skipped to the punchline because I was exhausted from winnowing down the long laundry list of regrets and separating them from Bad Things I Did That I Do Not (Yet) Regret. I was also getting a little depressed. But the exercise provided a great prompt for New Year’s Resolutions. In 2022, I will no longer crayon on the walls or lie to nuns. I will not cheat on Chemistry tests. I will only scream at my children over matters of great import like who ate the last doughnut. I will only drink when Blogging and I will no longer Blog while driving. I will not write any apologies and I will now skim posts before I “like” them.
sounds like a doable plan
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So far, so good.
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Think I’ll steal your resolution to not blog while driving. I bet that’s one I can keep….
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đI’m rooting for you!
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I only skimmed this post, but I’m pretty sure I liked it.
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LOL
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I really liked your reply!
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are there any nuns left to lie to?
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A few, but most of them are plainclothes nuns, thus hard to identify as nuns.
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that nun uniform offered them immediate authority…
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Subscribe to fewer blogs. The drive-by likes get done a lot quicker.
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You are probably right. But I am like a kid in a candy store.
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I confess I liked this blog post without reading it….but my dog read it and wagged his approval, so I assume it’s a good tale.
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Well done!
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đ đ Your honesty absolves you of those other crimes
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Honesty actually has some advantages!
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Mea culpa and amen.
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Always comforting words to hear!
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A worthy list of resolutions! đ
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Gonns blog on my New Year’s Resolution on New Years Day, a repeat of what I vowed back in 1969 and have faithfully kept all these years and WILL keep till I leave for Heaven. đ
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How can anyone skim your posts? They are so short, they are like Flash Fiction pieces soaked in real life waiting to be burned on the stake?
Well better to come clean now than never, although some truths are best kept in your pants.
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You do have a way with words, Rory.
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Hey Geoff, wishing you a great end of year and a better 2022 ahead đ I try, my parents used to say l was very trying đ
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Well done! Thanks for the laugh and glad you aren’t driving while blogging, you may make a typo! đ
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We should still laugh while driving.
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Very true! đ
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Like đ. đđđ
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Who ate the last donut?
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We are pretty sure it was my brother David
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Figures.
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I think drinking while blogging is obligatory. Sober blogging allows the truth to get in the way of a good story.
Oh, BTW, don’t bother to apologize for “liking” my post that you didn’t read; I’ll know you’re insincere now that you’ve tipped your hand.
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Johnny Carson once said something like: The key to success is sincerity. I once you learn to fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Just figured out how to subscribe…blame my parents for my being a bit dense.
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I do not even know how to subscribe to my Blog!
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I ate the last doughnut. I would apologize but it is likely to be passive/aggressive and insincere.
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Passive aggressive and insincere is not your strong suit!
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TouchĂŠ!
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I imagine I could write a longer post, than you, on the bad things Iâve done, and regret. Yikes. Lol.
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I recommend not doing such posts!
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LOL⌠Weâll see.
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Writerâs write, as you know. And sometimes thereâs no holding them back.
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Your blog’s layout is beautiful and your article was informative and enlightening. Thanks for sharing.
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An excellent reply!đ
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All’s well then, Geoff. It’s good to put things into perspective. And skimming isn’t bad at all. đ
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My life has been one long dog paddle, trying to keep my head above water!
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This is dang funny, and the bit about the classroom lie was to a nun says more than anyone will ever know…unless that reader attended Catholic school. (I bet you raised your hand when Sister asked if when you grew up you were going to be a priest. ( Come on. Confess.)
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I was targeted by several nuns as potential priest material. They took a few of us 8th grade boys to an Ordination ceremony. It lasted hours. That drove me away for sure.
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