Sunburned Chili

Do not leave a blue and white tube of Banana Boat sunscreen on the kitchen counter. Especially if it looks exactly like a blue and white squeeze tube of Daisy Light Sour Cream. Do not try to shift blame to anyone who squeezed sunscreen on the chili. Do not get mad at anyone who threw out all the chili even though you were willing to scrape off as much sunscreen as possible. Just sit there by yourself and eat the crackers.


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