Lifesaving Tips

Five tips to dodge Coronavirus: (1) You can make homemade hand sanitizer with two parts rubbing alcohol, one part aloe vera gel, and a few drops of an essential oil like peppermint or lavender (for a pleasant aroma); (2) If you must go outside, do it only when the sun is out as UV rays could possibly impede the virus; (3) Avoid kissing Donald Trump’s ass (it spreads disease and eventually leads to self loathing); (4) According to Dr. Harry Moroz, the best way to determine if you have COVID-19 is to cough in a rich person’s face and wait for their test results; and (5) Do not drink your homemade hand sanitizer unless you have the underlying condition of malaria.


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