Eyes

In the olden days, bad eyesight like mine would have been fatal. But I live in times where people correct my vision by making me glasses and contacts. And even though I can now see well enough to forage, no one makes me hunt for my own food. They gather it for me and store it in buildings all over town so I don’t have to go far to get it. Some of the places will even cook the food for me before I pick it up. How nice is that? People today are so caring. My eyes are not perfect, of course. When I was younger, I wondered why the old people were driving dangerously slow at night. Then I joined Club Old and found out why. Everything is pitch black except for glaring and flashing lights. As good as they have fixed my daytime eyes, I still can’t see why we have to spend over $300 to replace lost car keys when old technology could do that for a buck or two.

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